I'm Not Dense!I’m Not Dense!by _aliasedElaine Palmer is most definitely a nerd, but not the kind that your mind imagines based on defined stereotypes. She’s smart, good looking, and worked hard for the money she has in the bank. However, she’s definitely a geek. Her introverted personality, weird hobbies and fantasies, and a self-admitted lack of street smarts all contributes to her being single. If you know your meme, Elaine is “forever alone”, unless she changes something...Fast-forward in time to today, tomorrow, yesterday, whatever time you think this story would take place. The moon is visible in downtown Chicago, and Elaine is ordering her favorite indulgence: an "iced red tea" from Argo Tea.“Medium iced red tea, please.”“Sure, that will be $4.55.”“Here you go.”“Thanks Elaine. Staying to watch the jazz tonight, right?”“Yep, going to enjoy myself upstairs while I wait… re-reading The Historian
bimboi was spying on the girls dorm room with my video recorder. when one of the girls spoted me they grabed me and held me down. when they where done i ran to the bathroom and i say a blond bimbo staring back at me. then one of the girls said come back we got some strap on for you and the video camra is rolling.